Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign

Yes, another one of those e-mails, this time with a collection of humorous signs found in various places around the country, and put together by some anonymous person.

A check of snopes.com doesn’t suggest that any of these photos is a hoax, and in some cases the quality is poorer than a hoaxer would probably produce. So here goes:

• No resurrection here, at least not yet.
  
• Isn’t life often like this?
  
• That’s the way it always is in airports.
  
• OK, I won’t do that.
  
• Find Toby Keith, this sounds like his kind of bar.
  
• So hitting the bottom would really hurt.
  
• If it’s food, be sure it’s plenty of food.
  
• Now, I’ve heard of hitting deer, but this?
  
• Sounds like a deal.
  
• Wonder how good the pension plan is?
  
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